on the day of my funeral

I want to tell you

that on the day of my funeral my house will be a mess

 

yesterday i was reading about a woman who was waiting for some medical test results.

she wondered if the news were bad,

would she have enough time to clean her house before the funeral.

i am saddened by this.

not so much by the mortality as by the idea

that given a short time to live

some women would choose to spend their time cleaning up

 

would a man have had a similar thought?

men seem to worry about

what they get to do or not do,

what they have or have not done.

“hey! – i never got to ride that motorcycle to…”

hence the hords of 50-year-old over-weight dentists, accountants and insurance salesmen making their loud, leatherish, harley way through the winding roads of the hudson valley.  it looks somewhat silly, watching these men living some kind of postponed adolescence.  it probably doesn’t feel silly, or small.  it probably feels wonderful.  perhaps even more wonderful at middle age than in early adulthood.  the sun, wind, curve of the road.  lovely.

where are their wives and girlfriends?

cleaning the house i suppose.

women worry less about their personal experience and more about what those experiences look like.

hence the scrapbooking phenomon, and the professional quality christmas cards taken while on vacation

“see here?” they seem to shout at you “see how all of our clothes coordinate, see the holiday ribbon, the clean shirts, the matching smiles?”

i wish for once someone would send a holiday card that looked something like a real family

not that beautiful isn’t real

but i question what is beautiful

a clean house?

matching outfits?

i can’t get my son to match his shirt to his pants

and i’m supposed to show up somewhere with my entire family in matching shirts?

for what purpose?

to prove my military level powers of persuation and orginization?

 

I ask you…

what will you think of me if…

the dishes are left in the sink…

the socks are not matched…

the paper snowflakes are still hanging from the ceiling in july…

if the three year old chooses the green monster shirt with the plaid red shorts and the purple socks…

if the house is a mess when you come for the funeral…

will you think my life was out control?

 

when men get the news they have a few months to live

do they worry you will think less of them for having a messy desk?

 

this past sunday we had q’s seventh birthday party in our home

there are mothers who have  said to me

“i can’t have all those kids running through my house; they’d ruin it.  i’m not putting all that work into decorating my house only to have a bunch of kids wreck it all.”

and i have thought – what else would a house be for if not birthday parties?

and they have made some mighty strange choices in order to keep the kids out of the house and the house looking like…well i’m not sure…a magazine ad?  a hotel room?  not a home in any case.

there was damage.

you cannot have nine young boys running, jumping and screaming through your house without damage.

but it was glorious and it was home.  and even though the hallway is still not painted and our sofa – which is plaid – does not match our crazy quilt rug

it is a beautiful home

because you cannot have all those boys running, jumping and screaming through the house without beauty just pouring into every little corner

beauty that lasts and lasts and lasts

when it was time for cake and ice cream i called up to the screaming children in q’s room and eleven running, stomping, happy children came rush tumbling down the stairs.

“where’s your sister?” i asked one of the girls

“she’s upstairs cleaning up after the wreck the boys made.”

“why? does she like to clean?”

“no” replied the sister, “she hates to clean – but it’s awful the way those boys left that room.”

and so i thought i would take this moment to say

that if you come to  my funeral

and i hope you do

because the food will be delectable

and the music rockin’

if you come to  my house

it will be a mess

I know this because i know

if a doctor tells me my life is counted in days rather than years

i’m not picking up the duster, or the mop

i’m dancing, creating, loving, hiking and all the rest

up until i can’t do any of it any more

and when you step into the house you will find

clothes on the floor, cookbooks open with food splattered on pages and notes written in the margins, paper, pens, paintbrushes, tea cups, stickers, toys, ribbons, cd’s, magazines, letters, newspapers, photos, glitter, pizza boxes and chocolate wrappers

all in a beautiful tumble

in our wee house

the living comes first

the cleaning after

and only

if I have the time

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18 Responses to on the day of my funeral

  1. Love this. (She says while gazing on her dog-haired covered baby with the gummy smile).

  2. Christine

    Yes, agreed. Know what’s scarier? That my attic is frighteningly messy while the rest of the house is only moderately messy. I think that people would find out I am a closet slob. Innnnteresting…..

  3. I’m totally with you – live now, clean later! (Although I fully admit that I will be cleaning my house later because we have houseguests coming for the weekend. But I can do that because I don’t have children to chase around yet!)

  4. mubarek

    Oh my. You just don’t know how I needed to read this today. I was “this” close to calling around for a housecleaner because of all the chaos and dirt in my house, but in reality, it is beauty.

  5. Big puffy heart love to you, lady. My house will be clean when I leave the planet (assuming I’m in control of my faculties), but I love the idea of letting go. In the meantime, I’ll live through your gloriously messy life vicariously.

    Oh OCD, how you haunt me!

  6. Evelyn

    Your writing here is so beautiful, as always. I love hearing of birthday parties at HOME! Q must have felt extremely loved … what a nice memory for him. Even though my goal this week is to get the house clean (little by little), I hear you on the housecleaning front!

  7. Zoe

    Love this, Christine.

  8. Zoe

    That should have been “Kristine.”

  9. Kristine,

    How glad I am that I clicked over here at this very moment. You see it is 12.18 am and I have to go to work in the morning and I still have our dinner plates all over the dining room table with food on them!!!!! And for a split second I felt compelled to just leave them there and go to bed- because your post really resonated with me. Our house is full of all the neighborhood kids running in and out all day long- none of the children on our street are allowed to have friends in their houses, unless it is an arranged play date- so our house has become the official neighborhood playhouse- and boy is it messy- but it’s okay- our house is alive…and mess comes with life right?

    Anyway- about those dinner plates…..I’ve gotta clear them or else what would my kids think of me in the morning :)

  10. Kerri

    :-)

    (ps…happy birthday q!!!)

  11. Liz

    I did read this before I posted my question on FB – dust bothers me because I don’t know where it comes from (okay, I do, but I don’t like to think about it) and because it’s there no matter what I do. I KNOW where my dirty dishes and piles of laundry and stacks of books and papers come from – I put them there! But dust? It feels undeserved…

  12. K, wonderful writing as always. loved this thought provoking piece.

  13. katy

    I’d like to come to your house before you die, as opposed to after. It sounds like a great place.

  14. I need to put this post in my favorites to read and re-read. Thanks.

  15. I like this post Kristine.
    Given my current predicament, I sometimes think about things that I want to get done. Little projects that I have been putting off seem important. The shingles on the roof that need replaced, the arbor that has been leaning sideways getting ready to come down, the leaky faucet – all those things seem important to me. So I try to tackle them one by one. I don’t hurry or worry about them, but they are my equivalent to seeing my house clean.
    I don’t care what my house looks like. We have our hands full with everything else that’s going on. That is for us what is important.

  16. Hello! I very belatedly discovered your blog via a comment you left on one of mine. I’m glad to find yours and look forward to reading more.

  17. Love this Post Christine! I’ll bring my dancing shoes to your funeral and we’ll show up in our daily clothes to celebrate your life. May your holidays be “messy” and memorable. Mi Casa es Su Casa -come as you are and be welcome :-) … Hugs KC

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